Technology to the Rescue: Working With Thai Police to Save a Stranded Friend

When you come to Thailand on a vacation, you hope that your trip will be smooth sailing. No problems, no hiccups, no wrinkles…just your itinerary the way you planned it. That’s usually what happens – but not always. A few weeks ago a visiting group of friends had what you’d call a problem…and a hiccup, and a wrinkle – all on the same night! Thankfully, with the help of modern technology – and especially a few friendly Thai policemen – we were able to rescue them from what could have been a very long and very bad night.

My very good friend Nezar – who had lived in Thailand for several years but moved away a few years back – was in town with a few friends on vacation. They had headed up north for a few days and were riding motorbikes in Mae Hong Son province, a beautiful, mountainous, heavily-forested area on Thailand’s border with Myanmar. Nezar had worked in the area previously, so I knew the gang was in good hands.

And that’s when I got the call from Nezar, about 10pm.

“Hey man. First of all, we’re all safe. But…uh, we have a bit of a problem and I was hoping you could help us out.”

And then he sent this video:

Some really good horror movies have started this way.

Turns out Nezar and his crew missed a turnoff, and instead of heading up towards Mae Hong Son on the easy route they were familiar with, they ended up on a strange road that took them on an unfamiliar – and much longer – route. They had kept riding until the sun had set, hoping that the next turn would bring them to their destination until – BAM – Nezar’s tire had gone flat. And that’s when they called me.

I was in Bangkok at the time – where I usually am – and so would be of limited help, so I asked Nezar to send me his GPS location using WhatsApp, his preferred messaging app. What’s that? Why didn’t they use GPS to get to their destination? Yes, I asked that too and was told they had read it wrong, so…lesson learned.

At any rate, this pic from Google Earth shows you where they were. Khun Yuam Agriculture office at the top of the picture is located in Khun Yuam, 20km away, the nearest town of any size…which isn’t saying much. Note the Burmese border on the left side of the picture.

A hotbed of photosynthesis rather than activity.

Nezar said they were literally in the middle of nowhere, with a few scant farms and huts around them housing who knows what or whom, and they didn’t feel like knocking on a stranger’s door late at night asking for help. There wasn’t much I could do so while I was texting back and forth to Nezar, my wife was on the phone looking up the phone number for the police station in Khun Yuam. A few quick calls later and she was using LINE to text back and forth with a very friendly police officer who jumped in his pickup and headed out to find my lost – and by this time very cold – friends.

Google helpfully provided a picture of the area they broke down. Three decades of “You can sleep in the barn but don’t touch my daughter” jokes come to mind.

I sent Nezar’s GPS location to my wife, who sent it to the police officer. I then got Nezar to join LINE and before you know it, all three of them were chatting in a group – my wife acting as a translator – about the folly of getting lost in the middle of the jungle at nighttime. Thirty minutes after our first call, Nezar, his friends, and their bikes were being driven into town in the back of a pickup. Once there, the police woke up the owner of the town’s sole hotel, who came down and unlocked the place so the tired and lost farang had somewhere to stay for the night.

The ridiculously cute manner in which the police officer signed off after refusing any payment.

Despite being offered a sizable chunk of Thank You money, the police officer and his friends who helped refused it outright, which is so Thai it just makes you go “Awwwwwwww.” The next day Nezar and his pals got the bike fixed, and were on their way – in daylight, and with a better understanding of the route ahead, methinks.

The gang and their saviors. Correct lighting isn’t something you think about at 2am after getting lost in (probably) haunted jungles.

So all was well that ended well. It was a great example of several different elements of life in Thailand – the two most obvious being how deeply technology has penetrated even to the most remote corners of the country, and how kind and helpful Thai people are.

Take note kids – if you’re riding bikes in Thailand – or anywhere for that matter – don’t try to bite off more than you can chew.

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2017-01-15T14:42:05+00:00 Asia, Holidays, Thailand, Transport, Travel, Video|10 Comments

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  1. Thomas January 16, 2017 at 6:39 am - Reply

    Thanks for sharing the story. I just
    came back to Copenhagen (my home base) after spending new year’s in beautiful Sanghkla Buri which is close to the Burmese border too. My travel buddy
    and I managed to get
    from Sanghkla Buri to Hua Hin one stop (apart from a couple of pee stops) at the back of a truck owned by a very friendly Thai who was going that direction anyway. 400 kilometers – pretty good hitchhiking distance. When we got off in Hua Hin we thanked the guy and offered him to pay gas. He rejected that completely, in a manner that made us feel he would never take
    the money no matter what. So,
    this is actually why I leave this
    comment: I have experienced this kind of reaction from Thais numerous times and it makes me wonder 1) why is it that Thais don’t want to take Farang money, even though they know that the Farangs can afford to pay a bit
    of “thank you” money? 2) Is there any other (and better) way to offer Thais something of material value –
    in addition to showing basic
    gratitude? I would love to get
    some advice since I am planning to come to Thailand again as soon as possible. I love the country and the beautiful, spiritually gifted people there.

    • Greg January 16, 2017 at 1:16 pm - Reply

      Hey Thomas, good question. I think part of it lies in being ‘greng jai’ which is a Thai term that basically means ‘I’m too shy/nice/embarrassed to ask for something, so I just won’t ask for it.’ But could be…maybe he just figured he was going that way anyway, why charge? I’d probably do the same thing. Part of it could also be that now he has a funny story about letting two farang ride in the back of a truck – not something everyone does everyday!

      Good question about giving alternate gifts. I think a deep and well-formed wai is probably reward enough – I can’t really think of any other way to show appreciation.

      • Thomas Klintgaard January 17, 2017 at 9:10 am - Reply

        Hey Greg, thanks a lot. You are most probably right – that a well-formed wai is the best way to go about it. A good friend of mine looked me in the eye when I raised the question the other day and told me something that left a strong impression: maybe the good question isn´t all about why Thai people reject your money, maybe the good question is why you find it appropriate to “answer” their gift with money? Something to think about! Thanks for sharing good thoughts here and on the podcast, I am following and enjoying both!

        • Greg January 17, 2017 at 10:26 am - Reply

          Hey, yeah, that’s a good question! As westerners we typically value our time more than Asians, I think. And time=money. Maybe money isn’t the end-all, be-all after all. 🙂

          Thanks for listening to the podcast!

  2. Farang Ouan January 17, 2017 at 7:39 am - Reply

    A really positive and enjoyable story, Greg. Thanks for sharing 🙂

    • Greg January 17, 2017 at 10:25 am - Reply

      Hey Farang Ouan, thanks for commenting.

  3. Riast January 30, 2017 at 6:45 am - Reply

    Really enjoyed reading it. I have been living here almost 2 years and still amazed by their politeness and helpfulness all the time. 🙂

    • Greg February 1, 2017 at 6:43 am - Reply

      Thanks Riast! For all the crap the RTPF gets, there sure are some good and helpful people among them.

  4. Alex February 12, 2017 at 7:50 pm - Reply

    Friendly northerners, thanks for the good read..

    • Greg February 15, 2017 at 2:29 pm - Reply

      You never know where you’ll end up making friends!

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